theyre:

Make fun of your baby for shitting itself



heckacute:

They call them “testicles” because they are gross. 




heckacute:

Your organs spend their entire life stewing in their own juices. That’s why they’re so juicy and tender.  



unirony:

why cant i drive my iphone

planetfucker:

Less posts about masturbation or more posts about masturbation?



conjecting:

Insulting me won’t make your mother love you. Insulting you won’t change your weak selfie game



officialunitedstates:

reblog if you want to take down the system and implement a new system that is exactly the same




planetfucker:

Damn nazis looked good

heckacute:

The three little words that every girl wants to hear are “I’m Tony Hawk.” 



planetfucker:

Do you ever see those polyethylene bags and think “wow I’d like to put that over my head and masturbate” or is that just me?



Lit on the plane the idiot next to me was telling me how islam is the best religion and he explained to me a lot of shit about the quran and it was so fucking stupid just plz stop embarrassing yourself



ipretendtobewolverine:

@ the airport

San franciscooooooooo