Lines are circles.

Complex analysis professor (via mathprofessorquotes)

Specifically, a line is a circle with infinite radius. This is really cool because it means that Möbius Transformations [x] map circles to circles.

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teachmehowtoglovie:

EVERY TIME

unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if you’re giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite



I have the opposite of “there are plenty of fish in the sea”
Like
Who do i choose



aminaabramovic:

Okay what kind of truisms

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

scifi-fantasist:

blacksupervillain:

anarcho-queer:

U.S. Democrats plan to give Israel an addition $225 million for military spending. The same bill also cuts $1 billion of emergency funds meant to deal with the 50,000 undocumented child migrants held in crowded and unsanitary border facilities.
Israel already received $504 million for the joint U.S.-Israel Missle Defense Program for the Fiscal Year of 2014. That is not including the $3.1 Billion the Obama Administration spent on Foreign Military Financing (FMF) for Israel for the Fiscal Year 2014.

Fuck this

no money for water in detroit
no money for public schools
no money for student loan debt relief
no money for healthcare 
no money for crumbling infrastructure
no money for economic investment in inner cities and indian country
no money 
no money 
no money 
no money

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

(Source: toukos)



heckacute:

Imagine the type of person who calls ketchup “ketchup sauce.” 




flapwagon:

haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what