invictascientia:

No, the fault is not in our stars, it’s in our metaphors.




The couch that lived

chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone



elmntry:

*texts ppl at 3 am* wtf why’s everyone ignoring me



Wowo wo w ow

LOOK AT THE DOG
me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation (via spockular)

Mondays are fine. Its your life that sucks.
Ricky Gervais  (via electricrain)

(Source: supermodelgif)




jadeb0t:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

i think that’s called game of thrones



Things Public School Kids Take Way Too Seriously

perksofbeingademigodtribute:

  • Jeopardy
  • Review Games
  • Kickball
  • Spirit Week

Pffff public school kids take nothing seriously




puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”



What a fucking nerd
Me talking about someone I love (via cowprince)