You have to be odd to be number one.

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

(Source: lsd-soaked-tampon)


me: i think i love her 

*bust a nut*

me: hahahaha nah 

(Source: thisshitfunny420)

انعجب فيَّ و بطّل يسكت

Werrrr i love typing في اللغة العربية

بحبَّك يا اهبل

Haha………….my philosophy teacher only gives u grades if u agree with everything he says
Guess who agrees with everything he says


I bite my nails when I get stressed out and nervous
Guess what I’m doing rn

Eating a pie


Anon is Politically Correcttalesof4chan.tumblr.com


when u get a fade


I’m not a nerd because I wear glasses. I’m a nerd because all I do is drink alcohol and smoke marijuana and talk about cars and girls’ bodies.