I promise that you are an embarrassment.
- boy: *talks*
- me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Willst du mit mir drogen nehmen?
Bless your parents for doin the do that created u cause u r attractive
Is drinking red bull at 12:30 am a wise plan before going to bed?
The Ten Most Important Literary Works In Human History
- Shakespeare’s Hamlet
- Joyce’s Ulysses
- Shelley’s Frankenstein
- Homer’s Odyssey
- Austen’s Pride And Prejudice
- God’s The Holy Bible
- Cervantes’ Don Quixote
- An article I saw online a few months ago that was called something like “The Twenty Best Side Boob Pics You’ll Ever See”
- Dostoyevsky’s Crime And Punishment
- Woolf’s To The Lighthouse